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Wokeface HQ is closed September 4-22, 2026. All orders placed within this window will be fulfilled after September 23, 2026. Customers who initiate a return or exchange will have their 14-day return window extended to account for our hiatus. Don't fret, we will help you when we get back! We apologize for any inconvenience and thank you for your patience. See you soon!

Wokeface elves are working hard to get orders in the mail in time for our customers that need them by Christmas! Here are our suggested deadlines (according to shipping carriers), but we don't make any guarantees. Please upgrade your shipping or order early for better chances! December 16 USPS Ground Advantage, UPS Ground, Wokeface Free ShippingDecember 18 USPS PriorityDecember 19 UPS 3 Day SelectDecember 22 UPS Next Day Air Deadlines are provided by the carriers. We cannot prevent carrier delays due to weather or other factors....

I'll be vending at the Crafty Wonderland Holiday Art + Craft Market Reserve advanced tickets here! December 12-14, 2025 Oregon Convention Center - Hall D777 Northeast Martin Luther King Junior BoulevardPortland, OR 97232 We are at Booth 273 along the back wall, close to the restrooms. Come say hi!!

Wokeface interview with Portland Culture Club: https://prp.fm/shows-2/prp-podcast-co-op/portlandcultureclub/ September 5, 2025